.:Spring Break Fever APH CH5:.

Kitchen (9:26 A.M.)


Su yawned as she went in and sat down.
"Morning, love." Arthur kissed her forehead and surprised her.
"A.. Arthur! You woke up already?"
"Well, yes. But I had a terrible headache right after. What happened last night? All I remember is having a drink of rum and then I tried a sip of Filipino Whiskey. After that, I just blacked out." he said while starting to prepare his breakfast.
"You… You really want me to tell you?" she asked with an awkward and unsure look on her face.
"I have a bad feeling about this but go on…"
"Okay… After you took the Whiskey…"



~Flash Back~

Manila Night Club (8:56 P.M.)


"ALFRED YOU BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Arthur droned with a drunk smile on his face while Antonio was slamming his head up and down on the table after one too many bottles of wine.
"Lovi?! Lovi?!?! Mine!!! My tomato pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!?!" Antonio droned on and Maria face-palmed then her eyes widened as soon as she saw the bottle in Arthur's fist.
"Ate Su…"
"Hmm? What's up?"
"What's THAT in Arthur's hand?" she pointed at the bottle Arthur was waving all over the place.
"That's Red Berry Island Whiskey. He asked for it."
"Ate, remember the last ASEAN Summit?! We're not supposed to let foreigners drink Asian whiskey!! Especially the British!!"
"Oh God…." Su face-palmed and walked over to Arthur whose head was thrown back in order to take more gulps of whiskey.
"Arthur? I'm taking you back to the beach house… I know what you're like when you're drunk. Now let's go." she started to tug on his arm, but he wouldn't move an inch.
"BAH?! Who's touching the Invincible Brit?!?! WHERE'S ME *WENCH?!?!?! I want me wench!!!!" he yelled while shaking his arms up and down.
(*Wench = British way to call a girl either a "whore", "slut", or "bitch". Or so I think..)

Su sighed and pulled the bottle away from Arthur's fist.
"AHHHHHH!!! NO!! I WANT ME MILK!! GIVE ME MILK!!!" he yelled and slammed his head down on the table.
"No. No more "milk". You're drunk enough already." she rolled her eyes and sighed. Suddenly Arthur tackled her and the both fell down under the table.
"AHAAAA!!!! YOU'RE THE TRAMP THAT TOOK ME MILK!!!" he yelled at her and some of his drool fell on her face.
"Okay, this is disgusting and "tramp"? Hmph, that's a start.." she mumbled and roughly wiped his drool away.
"Seriously Arthur, get up. We're going back to the beach house." she said pushing his body up away from hers.
"NO!!! I WANNA STAY!!! DON'T BE SUCH A HOBBKNOCKER!!!" he roughly pinned her down again, this time harder.
"Ow!! Okay, that hurt and I'm getting mad. Arthur, one last time. GET UP." she tried pushing him away again, but he roughly pressed his lips against hers. The kiss was sloppy, wet, drunk, and tasted like rum and whiskey, an unattractive combination but Su was used to Arthur's hellish cooking.
"Ah…! Stop…!" Su began to say but Arthur silenced her by roughly kissing her again, this time he got busy with his hands. While Su was struggling in his grip, Arthur was roughly groping her chest and his other hand was gripping firmly on her waist. With every kiss, Su could taste the whiskey off his tongue, which was getting her a little drunk and with every touch Arthur gave her, she felt her face get warmer every time.
"Arthur…!" she started but was silenced with rough kisses again and Arthur groped her chest harder, not hesitating to reach up her shirt as well.
"A… Arthur.." she whispered through half-lidded eyes and a beet-red face. Arthur kissed her again, but this time Su didn't hesitate to kiss and touch back. As she felt Arthur's hands exploring her body, she finally pulled away when he pulled off her skirt.
"No.. Not yet, we're still in public and.." she started to say but then Arthur plopped down on her lap, snoring loudly.




Kitchen (Present Day 9:37 A.M.)



"Uh.. Yeah.. That's what happened.." Su looked away, both her and Arthur having scarlet-red faces.
"S… So what happened after that..?" he mumbled then took a sip of tea.
"Well, you fell asleep for a good hour but that whiskey was still on you so.. When you woke up, you stood on the table and started dancing with Antonio." Arthur dropped his teacup and started to slightly sweat.
"I… I didn't strip, did I?"
"No, you were just throwing cups at everyone while yelling 'No one can stop the Mighty Britain!!!!!!'"
"O-Oh… Thank God…" he sighed.
"Then after that, we went back here, I put you to bed and I slept next to you just to make sure you don't do anything when you're by yourself."
"I owe you a huge apology, I don't mean to do those kind of things…" he sighed and hung his head in shame. Su smiled and sat down on his lap.
"Don't be ashamed. It happened, it's finished, and you're fine. Just don't drink Asian whiskey anymore, 'kay?" she leaned in and lightly stroked his hair and he blushed.
"Alright… I'll be more careful." he replied and Su lightly kissed his cheek.
"Morning Kuya, morning Ate." Maria walked in with Antonio.
"Morning." Su got up from Arthur's lap and started cooking with Maria.
"Are we doing anything today hija?" Antonio asked while looking for tomatoes in the fridge.
"Hmm… I was thinking shopping. But it might get boring for you guys, so you should stay home and watch."
"Aww.. But I wanna go with you..!" Antonio clung on her waist and started to whine.
"While I'm gone, you should really practice on acting your age, Papa.." Maria replied with a sweat drop on the side of her head (Anime reference).
"Si, for mi perla." he hugged her and kissed her cheek.
"Also, it's your job to keep the guys out of my room, GOT IT."
"Okay, but why?"
"Uh… Nothing." she whipped her head around and continued cooking.
"There's something, now what isss it~?" he asked in a sing-song voice.
"Nothing, papa."
"Don't keep secrets from papa now~!" he started to play with her sampugita clips.
"If you won't stop, I'm not visiting your house for Father's Day."
"QUE?! YOU WERE GONNA VISIT?!?!" Antonio yelled out with his eyes going big and sparkly.
"I was… But maybe not anymore.." she started to say but Antonio hugged her legs and slid down onto the floor on his stomach.
"NOOOOOO!!! PLEASE STAY!! I'M GONNA BE LONELY!! I'd have Cuba, Puerto Rico, Republica Dominicana, Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Columbia, Panama, Ecuador,  Venezuela, Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay, Uruguay, Chile, Argentina, and Lovino over at my place BUT THEY ALL HATE MEEEEEE!! You're the only colony that I have in Asia and we're so far apart!!! I wanna see you more, Mari-tan~!!!" Antonio had small tears in his eyes as he clung tighter on her legs.
"First of all, I'm surprised that you can remember all of those names. Second, I'll come just as long as no one steals me and the girl's diaries in my room." as soon as she said that Maria covered her mouth with a slap and Su face-palmed.
"This is why I text Ate." Maria sighed and continued cooking.
"So you can stay?" Antonio looked up at Maria with big puppy-dog eyes and had sparkles around him for effect.
"Only if you guard my room and act your own age." Maria patted his head and Antonio gave her a tight squeeze.
"CONTAR COMIGO, MI PERLA!! I won't let you down!!!!" he spun her around the kitchen and both Arthur and Su had to duck.
"Papa…" Maria said hoarsely.
"…Please put me down." Antonio laughed and put her down where she continued to cook and he started drinking tomato juice.
"HEY YOU GUYS!!" Alfred came in and stretched.
"Magandag umaga Alfred." Maria smiled brightly at him, and he returned the smile.
"Morning." he wrapped his arms around her waist and lightly pecked her cheek.
"Um… WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Antonio said and gripped his cup tighter.
"We confessed last night and-" Alfred began but Antonio gripped his cup too tightly and it shattered.
"SHE'S NOT A VIRGIN?!?!?! PERVERTIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Antonio pulled Maria away from Alfred's grip and hugged her close to him.
"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!" Maria and Alfred yelled with bright-red faces.
"NO ME MIENTAS!!!" Antonio glared at him and stuck his tongue out.
"Another productive morning…" Arthur sighed and Su nodded with him.






Maria's Room (11:55 A.M.)



Alfred and Antonio leaned back on the walls next to Maria's room both avoiding gazes and slightly pouting.
"Ugh.. I miss her already, when is she coming back?" Alfred droned and sat down.
"If you were listening, like a good boyfriend should, she said she'll be back at 2." Antonio pouted at him and glared.
"Geez, sorry I was only kidding. How come you're so uptight when it comes to me and her, but extremely childish when it comes to everything else?" Alfred pouted back.
"I care for mi perla, and I love her too much to let anything dangerous happen to her."
"I love her too and besides, I'm the HERO! She'll be fine!" Alfred smiled brightly.
"Oh vamos. I've seen the so-called "passion" at your country. You couldn't be passionate or a romantic for your economy's sake." Antonio smirked and Alfred started to growl.
"I SO CAN!! I was raised by Artie! He wrote a bunch of mushy-lovey-lovey-girly stuff!!" he protested and Antonio started to laugh.
"Then PROVE it. Yo. Te. Atreves." Antonio sported a devious grin and Alfred continued to growl.
"Fine! But you gotta stop interrupting our moments!" Alfred pointed out deviously grinning back and Antonio flinched.
"B-Bellas! I'm betting 5000 Euros on this!" Antonio held out his hand and Alfred laughed a bit.
"You're on!" they both slapped hands and glared.
"Hmph. I'm going to the bathroom, I drank too much tomato juice this morning. Hopefully you love her enough to stay out of her room." Antonio narrowed his eyes at him and Alfred gave him a thumbs-up.
"Don't worry! I'm American!" Alfred brightly smiled and Antonio started walking away.
"Eso solo lo hace por.." he mumbled low enough so Alfred couldn't hear. A few seconds passed and Alfred was sitting down again and softly hummed.
"Gahhh.. What I would give to have a burger now.. I'M SO HUNGRYYYYY!" he groaned and clutched his stomach, which was growling loudly. Suddenly, a hamburger appeared on his lap and his eyes grew big and sparkly.
"OH YEAH! God is on my side today!" he exclaimed and reached for the burger, which mysteriously jumped away from his lap and onto the floor.
"Huh?" he asked with a skeptic expression and reached for it again, only for it to move away further.
"Wha-?!" he yelled then jumped to it, but the burger managed to slip away.
"HEY!!" he yelled then began chasing after it. Little did he know that it was attached to a fishing rod which was being operated by a certain South Italian. Lovino deviously smirked as Alfred was chasing for the food as he was hiding behind a far-off wall. When Alfred was close enough, Lovino dropped the rod and ran a different way to Maria's room and opened the door with a slam.
"AHA! Now I'm gonna see what that bastard won't tell me!" Lovino said to himself as he was looking around Maria's room. When he opened the trunk at the end of Maria's bed, he saw 5 different colored small books that had the girls' names on each of them.
"FOUND IT!" he thought. As he was reaching for them Arthur fell out from the air vent in the ceiling and landed on the floor with a loud thud.
"BLOODY HELL!!!!" he yelled in pain as he got up. Lovino's eyes widened as he saw Arthur and flinched when he saw Francis climbing up on Maria's balcony.
"W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!" Lovino yelled, a tad to loud.
"Ugh.. The same reason why you're here too. You came to get the diaries, didn't you?" Arthur asked and pouted at Lovino, who started the flinch.
"T… That's none of your business!!" he yelled and grabbed Maria's light blue diary and quickly hid it behind his back.
"I heard a big crash! Who's there?!" Antonio rushed in and bumped into Lovino. Alfred came in too, but he was still munching on his burger.
"Alfred!! You git, you're eating at a time like this?!" Arthur yelled at him.
"Almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done.." Alfred continued to eat.
"ALFRED!!!!!" they all yelled and Alfred flinched.
"Almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done, almost done.." he said again.
"ALFRED!!" they yelled again.
"WHAT? I'm done, ya happy? And what's behind your back, Lovi?" Alfred arched an eyebrow and Lovino flinched again.
"Uh.." he began to say but Antonio grabbed the blue diary.
"LOVI~! HOW COULD YOU?!?! This is Mari-tan's~!!!" Antonio had small tears in his eyes and looked away from Lovino. Suddenly, Alfred's eyes grew wide and grabbed the diary from Antonio's hands, and sprinted out the room.
"OI!!!!!!!! I SAW THAT FIRST YOU BASTARD!!!!" Lovino started running after him with Antonio angrily following behind. Meanwhile, Arthur and Francis grabbed the red, yellow, green, and pink diaries and ran out after them as well. Alfred kicked open Kiku's room, and Kiku and his cat Tama both yelled out.
"HEY KIKU!!! Can I crash here for a sec?!" Alfred slammed the door closed and locked it repeatedly.
"A-Alfred-san… It's improper to just stomp in like this…" Kiku shivered along with his cat, both of them were reading manga together on his bed. But soon the door was slammed open again by a very angry Spaniard and Italian.
"YOU…. YOU…" Antonio sported sharp death glares at Alfred and after a few seconds started chocking him and Lovino tried to grab the diary from his hands. Arthur and Francis rushed in after and saw Alfred, Antonio, and Lovino sprawled on the floor trying the reach for the blue book. Arthur did the mature thing and picked it up, Francis did the pervy thing and stared intently at their bodies. Arthur calmly sat down on Kiku's bed, and everyone slowly followed.
"Now that I believe we're all settled in… Who's going first?" He asked and Alfred quickly raised his hand, and accidentally slapped Antonio in the process.
"I WILL, I WILL, I WILL!!!!" he yelled and pried off the lock with his bare hands and read the newest entry.

"Dear diary,


I'm so excited! Almost all of my friends are coming over for spring break! It's not spring in my country, its actually summer but it's ok the weather's nice. To be honest I had no idea of spring break until Alfred said it during the meeting earlier. I know sometimes he can be nosy, hungry, loud,  and obnoxious at times…"
When he read that part all of the guys, except Kiku who sighed, snickered and Alfred rolled his eyes and continued reading.

"..but I hate him for the following reasons:

-ALIENS are NOT real!
-eating hamburgers all the time isn't healthy!
-YES there is such things as fairies
-learn to speak with a quiet voice!
-stop roughly patting my head!
-you keep coming out of nowhere and making me jump
-I can't stop thinking about you since 1898
-You're in every one of my happy dreams
-I just have to daydream about you everyday
-I can't help but blush and laugh when you speak at meetings or at me
-or the fact that I beat you at basketball or boxing
-You make me want to kiss you
-You make me want to hug you
-I can't stop thinking about anyone else but you
-You're the first person to treat me with such kindness and a carefree personality
-You make me love you


I love you Alfred F. Jones, and I hope that you feel the same. I can never be complete without you. If he was reading this, I swear I'm going to KILL HIM. For one, reading my privacy and two, I'd be embarrassed into another typhoon. That applies to Alfred, Papa, and LOVINO. They'd better be lucky that I don't have my bolo with me. If I really don't, then I'll pull Nantucket off of Alfred's head, I pull off Lovino's curl, and I'll ask Kuya Arthur to curse Papa's tomato farms for the next 3,000 years. Anyway, I have to go. Isabel coughed on another hairball. Wish me luck dairy."

When he finished, Antonio's eyes widened along with Alfred's and Lovino's.
"S-She doesn't have a bolo… Does she?" Lovino shivered.
"A-Anyway… Who's going next?" Alfred asked and Francis eagerly raised his hand.
"Of course, I am!" he cheered and Alfred pried off the steel lock.

"Dear journal,

The reason why I'm calling you journal is because the word "diary" sounds too girly. Anyways, I'm packing to go over to my sister Maria's place. It sounds pretty fun, I do need a break from time to time. I'm glad that I'm going to see Su and Meimei there except…

Alfred F. Jones. Otherwise known as "The HERO."
Well does the "HERO" suddenly pair up with my sister in OUR PERSONAL war?!
Does the "HERO" destroy 2 centuries worth of plantations and forests?! Does the "HERO" bomb almost half of Cambodia and Laos, and killed millions in the process?!


Francis Bonnefoy. Okay this is about the 12,093,234,546,723,213,097,345,125,541,096,905,216th  time I wrote about HIM in this book. YES, I've been keeping track since the day that bastard pervert colonized me. I can, and I have, come up with over 2,000,000,000 reasons on why I hate him so much, but since I'm in a hurry, I'll only give out 20.



REASONS WHY I HATE THE STUPID FRENCH PERVERT (pt. 23)


1. He's a pervert.
2. He violates my, and everyone else's, personal space.
3. He makes sexual marks about me and Phuong, EVERY SINGLE DAY.
4. He is the definition of the words "STALKER", "PERVERT", "MOLESTER", "SICK-WINE-LOVING-BASTARD", "SEXUAL HARASSER", "RAPIST", "CHEATER", and "IDIOT" (Alfred applies to "IDIOT" as well.)
5. He's the whole reason that me and Phuong hate each other (I count Alfred for 30% of the blame.)
6. He is such a narcissist.
7. He can never look me in the eye when I'm talking to him.
8. He ruined my country's dynasties and successful farms.
9. He treats his women like sex-toys.
10. He NEVER listens to me, because he's too freaking stubborn to learn Vietnamese.
11. He drinks TOO MUCH WINE.
12. He tries to molest Laos every chance he gets.
13. He tries to see me undress and shower in the river.
14. He made Cambodia sleep next to him every night.
15. When I wake up in bed the first thing I see is HIM next to me.
16. He never lets me finish my work because I'm too busy hitting him for ogling me .
17. He replaced all of my clothing with French dresses.
18. He made me, Phuong, and Laos wear nothing but towels ALL WEEK.
19. He's the reason why Alfred got "involved" with me and Phuong.
20. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IRRITATES ME TO A LIVING HELL.


Well that's all I gotta say, FOR NOW. If he's reading this then FINE. I'll let him read the list, I just wish I was there to see him clean up his own tears. Let's just say that it'll be the last thing he'll ever see if I catch him and Alfred reading. If it's stolen, I'm going to tear up their entire country until I find it. See you later."

When he finished reading, Francis's mouth was gaping open and Alfred was staring wide-eyed.
"Uh…. France?" Alfred started but Francis suddenly stood up.
"If that's the way she feels, then she's going to regret those words!!! Ly Ming Lin, this week I'LL MAKE YOU MINE! That's a promise!!!" he exclaimed and started to laugh.
"Yeah, yeah. Keep dreaming you wanker. I'm going next." said Arthur and cleverly opened Su's diary lock with a pin.

"Dear Diary,


As the smartest and richest one in ASEAN and in the Four Asian Tigers, work piles up very quickly. Which is why I have decided to make this short endeavor to my fellow sister's house, Maria. Several others are coming along as well, Arthur being one of them. I wonder if he'll actually notice me this time… Well I'll find out when I see him, and if he sees me too… I know that I've been colonized by him and I remember that there was one point in history where he was looking for friends, and I felt like that I could've been one of them. Oh well… That's the past. Hopefully, we'll become friends… Maybe something more, after all.. I have harbored unrequited love for him since 1864. "Love".. One word can hurt someone, yet at the same time open new horizons in fantasy and reality.. Well no time to be poetic, I have to continue packing. Wish me luck, diary. I'd be embarrassed into the depths of hell and be angered at the same time if Arthur reads this. I'll never forgive him if he does and I'll run over his face and stomach a million times with the ends of my private jet and tie his internal organs into a ribbon around the world 129 times."

As he said the last words Arthur shivered in fear and threw the book in the corner.
"Awwwwwwwww.. Is someone being a baby?!" Alfred started poking him and Arthur grumbled.
"I believe it's your turn Kiku." Arthur put Meimei's bright pink diary in front of the sensitive Japanese man.
"A.. Arthur-san I don't think it's right to look into one's private journal…" he pushed the diary away from his direction and looked away.
"It's not a journal! It's a dairy! What's the difference?!" Alfred pried off the lock and opened the last page.
"The git's right. If you can handle an earthquake, a nuclear meltdown, and 2 atomic bombs, then you'll have no trouble looking at a single diary page." Arthur put the small book in Kiku's lap and he sighed.
"H-Hai.. Only this once, and I'll never look or touch it again. P-Please don't tell Meimei-san! I'm begging you!" he lightly pleaded and the guys nodded in agreement.
"Alright… Here it goes.." he flipped open a page and began reading.

"Dear diary,


I'm so relieved! I'm going over the Mari's house for a little trip, and I'm sure that it's going to be great! I… I just hope that Kiku is alright.. I'm glad that he's coming over but, I was sobbing my own eyes out when I saw his bloody and wet body on the cracked ground.. I wanted something to do but Yao-sensei, being a nosey-ass as usual, wouldn't let me go over to Kiku's land because he needs me to visit Alfred's house because he owes sensei a ton of money. Oh well.. At least he's staying away from Kiku.. I really hope this vacation bring happy memories for me and Kiku, I feel that he really needs this vacation after what happened… Should I tell him how I feel? Or will that just bring more stress on him? The very first time I saw those deep-brown eyes in the bright peach blossom gardens, I just knew that'd we will be brought together again. Sensei.. If you're reading this, you already KNOW what's coming to you. Young Soo, if you're reading this, MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN DIARY!!!!!!!!! K.. Kiku.. If you're reading this, I'll be embarrassed to tears, I'll feel betrayed that someone like you would read a private book, especially a girl's. If I should ever catch you, I'm not going to speak to you for a year… Now, I have to continue packing. Before I leave, I'll bring that good luck charm he gave me for my birthday last year. It's my most precious gift, besides Kiku himself.
Good night diary."

Kiku dropped down the book with a beet-red face and started to sweat.
"What have I done?! I-I can't look at myself!" he covered his face with his pillow and Tama purred against his side, an attempt for comfort.
"Oh, you'll be fine!" Alfred patted his head and Kiku spun around the other side.
"Well, all that's left is Alice's diary. Who's doing the reading this time?"
"Hmph, Since you're being such an ass in not letting me read Maria's diary, WHICH I SAW FIRST, I'll do it." Lovino snatched the red book from the center of the circle and easily opened it because it has no lock.

"Dear diary,


Welp, I'm heading over to Maria's place for a break! I'm writing in a plane, I have my own private booth, cool right? When I told Holland, he told me to spy on Maria and make sure Antonio and Alfred don't get away with her. I sometimes don't understand my own brother, sad right? ANYWAY! I'm sure that this vacation is gonna be the best! And…. Since Lovino's gonna be there, I'd better be on my best lookout! After all I liked him since he was a little kid! He was so cute~!! He grew up now, and we're almost the same age which is good. It'll feel weird dating a girl 3 feet taller than the guy, but he's extremely handsome now and I don't mind. In fact, he's taller than me! Well I gotta stop writing here, the plane's landing. See ya later!"

Lovino put down the book with a scarlet-red face and put a hand to his chest, and felt his heart beating 90 miles per hour.
"Awwwwwwwwwwww~!!! Lovi~ you look so cute!!" Antonio cheered and Lovino angrily threw the book at his forehead.
"S-SHUT UP!!!" he yelled and looked away.
"Ciao~! What up you guys? What'cha doing?" Feliciano opened the door with Ludwig reluctantly behind.
"SSSSSSHHHH!!! STUPIDO FRATELLINO!! We're doing something that we're not supposed to!" Lovino angrily whisper-yelled.
"Ve~! But nii-chan that's bad!" Feliciano walked over and leaned on the bed.
"It's fine! As long as the girls don't find out!" said Alfred as he was exploring more of Maria's diary.
"The girls? But I saw Maria's bus coming towards the house not too far from here." said Ludwig and the rest of the guys, except him and Feliciano, froze in horror. Alfred boldly got up and went over to the balcony where he saw Maria's bus parking in the driveway. As the rest of the guys were staring horrifically with wide-open eyes at Alfred, he calmly closed the doors of the balcony, locked the doors, and pulled the curtains over it. Then HELL broke loose.

"HOLY SH*IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY REALLY ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!" Alfred screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they screamed at the top of their lungs and Maria heard it.
"Huh? What was that?" she asked while she was taking her shopping bags out of the seats.
"Hmm.. I guess Arthur placed a successful magical spell on them." said Su who was following Maria.
"Ha! I'm betting 50 that he turned Francis's cock into a grape." said Ly and the girls lightly giggled. Meanwhile back in the house…

"SERVIRE! Why are we screaming?!" Feliciano started to panic and shiver.
"WE JUST BROKE AND READ THE GIRL'S DIARIES!!!!" Arthur yelled and was hysterically panicking.
"WAS?!?! MEIN GOTT!! WHAT'S THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?!?! DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?! ONLY COMPLETE IDIOTS WOULD READ THEM!!!" Ludwig angrily yelled and panicked as well.
"CHIGIIIIIII!!! WE GOTTA HIDE!!!" Lovino started running out the door and going down the stairs but soon stopped in his tracks as soon as he saw Meimei open the front door, and sprinted back to Kiku's room.
"IT'S NO USE!!! THEY OPENED THE FRONT DOOR!!!!" he whisper-yelled and the guys panicked further.
"Um… Uhhhhh!!! Luddy!! Feli!!! You guys didn't read them! RIGHT?!" Alfred yelled and shivered and Feliciano lightly nodded.
"G-GOOD! Distract them for us okay?! Come on man!!! It's life and death here!!!" Alfred clung on Ludwig's shirt and he sighed.
"Klären! But this is the LAST time I'm doing you a favor like this!!" Ludwig took Feliciano's hand and walked towards the door.
"I'm afraid I can only buy you 10 minutes in spare time. Until then, you have to hide somewhere safe, GOT IT?!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, JUST GO!!! WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU GUYS!!!" Alfred pushed them out the door and closed it.
"ALRIGHT! Wait… WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?!" he yelled and looked around the room for them. Alfred found Antonio, Lovino, and Kiku under the bed and Arthur and Francis in the tightly-spaced closet.
"Now, it's a matter of life and death! Either we come out of this as assy cowards, or the brave soldiers we were! Now are ya with me?!" he asked and held his arm out.
"Ugh… We have no choice. And we're running out of damn time!" Arthur, Kiku, and Antonio put their hands on top of Alfred's and Francis shortly followed.
"Even though I love it when Ly's mad, I don't want to go to the hospital again! She's my heaven on earth!" he exclaimed and Lovino pouted.
"Come on Lovi~! If you don't do this, Mari-tan's going to hate us!!!" Antonio pleaded and Lovino let out a heavy sigh.
"FINE! I'm only doing this so I won't get killed!" Lovino finally put his hand on top of theirs and Alfred smiled.
"LET'S DO THIS!" he yelled and they all threw their arms up in the air.


Living Room (2:32 P.M.)


Ludwig and Feliciano ran as fast as they could to the front door and Feliciano began to trip on the stairs.
"WAAAAAAHHH!!!! LUDWIG! LUDWIG! SAVE MEEEE~!!!" he yelled as he was wobbling.
"ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALM DOWN!!" Ludwig picked him up bridal-style and ran to the door where they accidentally bumped into Maria.
"Oh hi you guys. Is Alfred around?" she asked with a small smile.
"Um… Er… N-No.. T-They left a f-few minutes ago." Feliciano stammered and Ludwig gently shoved his arms with his.
"Really? I didn't see them when we were driving back. Did they say where they were going?"
"Uh.. They said that they were going to Manila, to get… Food." said Ludwig, who started to slightly sweat.
"TALAGA?! But that was an hour drive, it takes 5 hours to go there on foot. Are you sure they said Manila? And why? I already bought lunch for all of us."
"Uh.. W-Well.. T-they went b-because…" Ludwig started and started to sweat more.
"They wanted to plan a surprise romantic sunset dinner for all of the girls!!" Feliciano finished for him and Ludwig decided to go along with it.
"J-Ja! They were! Just don't tell them we told you already, we were supposed to keep it secret!" Ludwig and Feliciano nodded and Maria blushed and smiled.
"That's so sweet! I'm glad I went shopping, I have just the right shirt to wear for this!" she started to go upstairs but Ludwig and Feliciano blocked her way.
"NOO!! You can't!!!" Feliciano yelled and Maria blincked twice.
"Why? Did something happen?" she said and arched an eyebrow.
"W-Well…  A-Aren't you thirsty?! It was VERY hot out today!" Ludwig placed his hands on her shoulders and started pushing her towards the kitchen.
"Oh yeah.. Thanks for reminding me Ludwig, I'm gonna make mango smoothies to keep us cool. While I'm gone, do you mind taking my shopping bags to my room?" she asked and Feliciano gave her a thumbs up.
"Ve~ OKAY!" he brightly smiled and picked up the bags with Ludwig.
"Thanks! I'll call when the smoothes are done!" she said then started chopping mangoes.



Maria's Room (12:54 P.M.)


Ludwig and Feliciano sprinted to Maria's Room, slammed the door, and locked it.
"Pssst~! Alfred, big brother Antonio! Are you in here?" Feliciano whisper-yelled and placed the bags on the bed.
"We're in here, mi hermano!" Antonio opened the closet door revealing Alfred quickly screwing on the locks in Ly's diary and Antonio hiding behind some of Maria's shirts.
"Done! That's the last one!" Alfred tossed the diary to Ludwig and he placed in into the trunk along with the rest of the books as they were before. With a big sigh, they were all relieved.
"Glad that's over! Now let's get out of here!" Alfred started for the door but Ludwig grabbed his arm.
"Wait! You have to tell everyone else to keep hiding!"
"Por que?!"
"She thinks that you guys went out to buy food." Ludwig replied and pushed Alfred back into the closet.
"Food?! What for?!" he asked.
"We'll explain later! Right now you have to.."
"Ludwig! Feliciano! The smoothies are finished!" Maria called from downstairs and the guys heard her footsteps coming up.
"Ahh! No time!" Ludwig slammed the closet door and opened Maria's.
"Thanks, help yourselves downstairs." she said with a small smile and Feliciano nodded.
"Ve~ You're welcome!" They started walking out and Maria closed the door. Meanwhile after Ludwig slammed the closet door, Alfred pushed Antonio up the ladder leading to the attic. In each of the rooms in Maria's house, there are ladders in each of the closets that lead up to the attic. Alfred lowly whispered for Antonio to find the openings to Ly, Alice, Su, and Meimei's rooms to warn Kiku, Arthur, Lovino and Francis. He left as soon as Maria sat on her bed and started looking through her bags. Alfred was hiding in the closet where he can see everything in Maria's room, if you were to see through the slits of the closet doors. Maria picked up a light-blue tank top and white mini-skirt and smiled.
"This is exactly what I'm gonna wear." she softly said to herself and Alfred blushed at the thought of trying to picture Maria in that outfit. Then Maria took her shorts off and Alfred's blush went into a deeper shade.
"W-WHAT?!?!?!?! C-calm down hero… Maybe she's just… Just… Just…." his thoughts trailed off as his eyes were scanning her half-naked body.
"Liberty's Bell… I'm gonna soil my pants again…" he thought and started lightly panting and sweating quickly. As Maria was reaching for her tank top at the other side of the bed, she accidentally fell forward and her butt was sticking high up. In the closet, Alfred's eyes widened and his glasses started to get foggy from the heat emitting off of him. He was sweating enough to get most of his shirt wet, so he took it off and fanned himself with it and also felt his heart beating out of his chest and the blood dripping from his nose to his pants. Luckily, Maria got up and got both her tank top and skirt.
"Hmm… What should I try on first…?" she softly said to herself and then picked up and blue and white bikini and nodded. She then removed the last of her clothing, her bra and panties.
"Oh God…. I'm gonna… I'm about to…" Alfred thought and covered his mouth to keep a very loud moan from escaping and in a matter of a few seconds, his pants were dripping even though he was sitting down. He let out a soft sigh and leaned back against the wall.
"I don't know whether to call this heaven or hell… Oh who cares? I'm so freaking happy…" he thought and quickly wiped the blood away.




Ly's Room (1:23 P.M.)
Francis was sitting in the cramped and heated closet of Ly's room and Ly was sitting down on her bed using the Hello Kitty laptop Yao gave her for her birthday last year.
"*sigh* Oh.. Nothing's happening… This is getting tres boring…" he thought as he was staring at her through the slits of the closet doors. As he was watching with a bored expression Ly's expression turned into a sour frown.
"Hm? I wonder what got into my mon cher~…" he thought again and Ly began digging her nails into the sheets of her bed and began to growl.
"Hmm~? Maintenant, je suis inquiet… What's wrong mon cher Ly~?" he thought again and Ly slammed her laptop shut.
"Đó là nó!!" she yelled and made Francis jump. Ly got up and stomped towards her bags and picked up a digital camera and turned it on.
"Sure she can dance, but she crossed the line when she made fun of me!! That damn Phuong… I never knew that she could be so low.." she glowered and put her iPod in the speakers after she pressed a button, and the auto tune intro of a pop song started and Ly began to sing and softly tap her foot.



I did it for love. (4x)


What's hard for me is that I saw your game but yet and still you got me
You touched the deepest part of me, you got my heart it's jumpin'
I told you all of my secrets, didn't see betrayal
One year, two months, and now it's over
Didn't think we'd fail.

Loving you is causing me to change
And it hurts so bad, it don't feel the same
And now my friends are asking me what did I do
I done hurt myself over loving you
(Oh I)

I did it for love (4x)


As she continued to sing, Francis was smiling naughtily as Ly was moving her hips fluidly, kicked her legs, and flipped her hair.
"Oh ho ho~! This just got très intéressant…." he started to smirk.. A bit too loud. Ly froze, but the music still continued and Francis slapped his mouth closed.
"MON DIEU!!! I need to leave!!" he screamed in his thoughts and tried to find the ladder by slapping the walls with his hands, again too loud. When he finally found it, light flooded the small-spaced closet and Francis stopped in his tracks.
"B-Bonjour, M-Mon amour~!" Francis shivered and Ly glared at him though flaming-narrow and half-lidded eyes with her hand on one hip and the other one holding the stick of a green lollipop.
"Oh bien…" he leaned his face in front of Ly.
"Kill me gently.." he closed his eyes shut and waited, but nothing happened. He opened one eye and saw Ly in the same position, she just folded her arms and the lollipop was in her mouth now.
"Huh? Are you going to hit me yet?" he blinked twice and Ly softly chuckled. Suddenly, she took his arm and flung him on her bed.
"Ly?!" he yelled and Ly quickly tied him up tightly with duct tape and chains.
"M-Mon cher~ I don't understand what's going on-" he started but was quickly cut off by Ly's lips on his. Francis's eyes widened as Ly was deepening the kiss but as soon as he was about to kiss back, Ly pulled away with a smirk.
"Too easy." she smiled deviously and licked the lollipop close to his face.
"M-Mon cher~?" he asked and started to squirm in the chains and tape.
"Shut up." she placed duct tape over his mouth and closed the curtains.
"So.. You want to spy on me.. Well then, I hope you know what happens to you when I catch you. Droit..?" she gently pushed him down and brought herself on top of him.
"Mmmmmph!! Mmmmmppphh!!!" Francis tried to say but the duct tape was covering him.
"Heh… Tu es tellement mignon et faibles ainsi…" she whispered close to his ear before kissing it softly. Francis shivered with pleasure as she kissed it. This was one of the many things he wanted Ly to do: speak French. Whenever she would, he would be in a fit of happiness and lust, he couldn't resist her. Now she's trapped him where she's so close and tantalizing, and he can't reach her. A brilliant way of torture.
"N'est-ce pas ce que tu voulais..? En ce moment mes mains sont froides.. Je veux que vous por les faire fondre avec votre chaleur, et laisser votre marque sur moi.. Mon cher François~" she whispered perfectly in French, not a single word mispronounced. By now, Francis was sweating and a trail of blood started to come out from his nose. He had to have her, NOW. He couldn't contain himself any longer and in his eyes, he begged for Ly to say or do more. She smirked and started to undo his pants, she tied him from the waist up after all and was sitting on his legs. After unzipping his pants, she put her hand inside the boxers and began to take hold of his member.
"MMMMMPH!!" Francis yelled through the tape as Ly began to stroke and rub it in between her fingers. As she continued to stroke it, she leaned in close to Francis's head and kissed his cheek.
"Vous êtes déjà dur…" she whispered before kissing the soft skin on his neck. He couldn't stand it, how dare she tie him up when he wanted her so badly. With a sigh, he released the fluid all over his pants and Ly's hand, and she smirked.
"So easy." she wiped the fluid off on her bed sheets and took Francis by the legs then shoved him in the closet again.
"Oh, and don't worry. I won't tell the girls that I know you and the rest of the guys are here. I'm not deaf to hear Lovino's cursing and Antonio whining through the walls and attic." she leaned in close to his face and pecked his cheek.
"Before I leave…" she said and reached into her bag and pulled out a bra. When Francis saw it, his eyes widened and he began to squirm in the chains and duct tape again and Ly laughed a bit.
"If you want it that badly, figure out how to get it." she smiled deviously and hung the bra on the high hook of the closet door. Small tears appeared in Francis's eyes and Ly smirked more.
"Have fun… I didn't wash it yet.." she slammed the door and heard Francis's muffled screams.




Beach (3:21 P.M.)



"Hmm.. When are the guys coming back?" Alice sighed and leaned back on her beach chair.
"U-Um… They said that they would be gone all day!" said Feliciano and he received a jab in the stomach by Ludwig.
"Huh? But they only left two hours ago, and I thought they were coming back." Alice narrowed her eyes and both men flinched.
"Uh.. W-Well we…" Ludwig stammered and covered Feliciano's mouth.
"You're not LYING.. Are you?" Alice leaned in towards the shivering European nations with an arched eyebrow.
"MIEN GOTT!!" Ludwig yelled in his head and Alice sighed.
"Fine, I can see that you're not weak enough to crack yet." she pouted and turned back to the house.
"I'll be back. I'm just going to get my diary." When she left, Ludwig anf Feliciano let out a sigh of relief.
"Ve~ That was close Doitsu~!" Feliciano sat down on the soft, warm sand.
"Don't remind me… Gott she could be a great interrogator one day.." he mumbled and sat down next to him. Feliciano nodded and leaned his head against Ludwig's firm shoulder, which made him turn scarlet.
"I-Italy?! What are you doing?!" Ludwig turned redder and Feliciano looked up at him with his bright smile.
"Ve~ I thought you liked it when I leaned on you~"
"N-Not now!!" he yelled and Feliciano started to frown sadly and look away.
"We'll do it later…!" Ludwig quickly added with a bright red face and Feliciano smiled brightly again.
"Yay!! Ti amo, Doitsu~!!" he jumped on Ludwig and began cuddling affectionately against his neck and Ludwig sighed and patted the Italian's head.
"Ja. Ich liebe dich auch, Italien." he spoke in his native language and began lightly stroking Feliciano's hair. As he was stroking it, his fingers accidentally touched the (VERY SENSITIVE) long curl on the side of his head. Ludwig immediately froze and Feliciano shivered and a soft moan escaped his lips.
"D-Doisu~" he looked at him with a red-face and seductive half-lidded eyes.
"F-Feliciano… Now let's not get hasty.. It's still early and we should wait." Ludwig inched away from him but Feliciano kept moving closer until he was on top of him.
"Ve~ But.. I want you right now... Cosi male.." Feliciano gently placed his arms on Ludwig's chest.
"Italy.."
"Will Doisu touch me again..?" he whispered, just breaths away from kissing Ludwig until a scream within the house interrupted them.
"KYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Meimei screamed and Ludwig immediately got up.
"Scheiße!!!!! Something's happened!!" he picked up and carried Feliciano over his shoulder and began sprinting towards the house.

Maria's Room (3:57 P.M.)



"THE LOCK ON MY DIARY'S BROKEN!!! Someone read it!!!" she panicked and started to worry on who read her book.
"Calm down Mei! It couldn't be Yao or Kuya Young Soo, they're back home." Maria patted her sister's back.
"But who would read.. Hang on.." she opened her diary and saw a strand of dark black hair right on her last entry. Immediately, she dropped the book and large tears started forming in her eyes.
"Oh Mei! What's wrong?!" Meimei dashed out the room and slammed the door to hers. Maria stood there with a skeptic expression and the looked into the open trunk where she noticed on her diary were big red stains.
"Wait a sec.." she said and picked up her diary. She unlocked it with the key she wore as a necklace and flipped through the pages where she saw ketchup and mustard stains, Lovino's tomato-stained fingerprints, and a small strand of curly brown hair. Maria's eye twitched and started growling through her teeth, in a fit of rage, she stomped out of the room. Alfred, still being in the closet, wondered why Maria got so angry all of a sudden. When she came back, she pushed Alice, Su, and Ly into her room.
"Sis?! What's the problem?" Ly asked and Maria gave each of them their diaries.
"Open them and flip through the pages, you'll notice something different."
All three of them gave unsure looks, but opened the diaries and flipped through them. Ly's eyes widened when she saw a rose petal and a small strand of bright blond hair, Su's mouth flew open when she saw several pages stained with tea drops, and Alice softly gasped when she saw tomato stains on her pages. They all started to shake with fury, and that's when Ludwig and Feliciano appeared at the doorway.
"I heard a scream!! Is everyone-!" Ludwig started but was soon cut off when his gaze fell on the open diaries with the stains and strands of hair and the cold gazes the girls gave them.
"Um… Is there food stuck on my teeth again..?" Feliciano asked then Ludwig grabbed his arm and sprinted out the room as fast as he can.
"RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!! WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT!!!!" he yelled throughout the house and every guy heard him, and started to hysterically panic. The girls started chasing after them and caught up to them in the basement, while this happened the guys hurried to find new hiding spots and met in the hallway.
"H-Hey you guys?!?! Where are we gonna go now?! I've never seen mi perla that angry since her revolution!" Antonio whisper-yelled and shivered.
"Uhh!! Uhh!!!! Wait a sec!!! Where's France?!" said Alfred and they all started running towards Ly's room where they heard thumping noises in the closet. Alfred hesitantly opened the closet door with a shaking hand and it revealed Francis snuggling against Ly's bra. Francis opened his eyes and started to jump up and down when he saw the guys.
"Mmmmph!! Mmmmph!!" he tried to say through the tape but Arthur grumbled and roughly peeled it off, while he was doing so a loud sound came from the tape.
"What are you trying to say, you wanker?"
"I got caught and Ly's bra was on the hook and-"
"T.M.I!!! We have to find somewhere else to hide!" Alfred interrupted and pulled off the tape and chains off of Francis with ease.
"Where else you git?! We're trapped upstairs until they come and find us here!! I can't imagine on what they're doing to Ludwig and Feliciano now.."
"That potato bastard deserved it!!!! He gave away our spots!!" Lovino complained and pouted.
"Damn.. Well the attic will give us away quickly and Maria-san knows every room that will go there.. I think this is the most suitable way, and maybe the ladder system could be to our advantage.." Kiku thought and the rest leaned in.
"Bring in on Kiku!!! We're listening.."
"Hai this is how it'll go out.. Alfred-san, Lovino-kun, Arthur-san, and I will sneak down the balcony of this room and into the back door of the kitchen. While we're there, Antonio-san and Francis-san will create small diversions to lead the girls away downstairs. After they leave the first floor, Arthur-san and I will rescue Ludwig-san and Feliciano-kun and Alfred-san and Lovino-kun will make their way to the garage where Maria-san keeps her bus. When Antonio-san and Francis-san see the girls upstairs, they will both meet here and climb down the balcony and make their way to the garage. When all eight of us are here, Alfred-san will drive us out to safety and into Manila where we'll buy the food needed for the lie Feliciano-kun told them."
"And that lie would be..?" Arthur asked.
"I heard Meimei-san say that she heard from Feliciano that he said to them that we left to buy food for a sunset dinner tonight."
"Oh my~ That sounds wonderful~!" Francis lightly clapped and Arthur smacked him in the head.
"Anyway, great plan ol' chap. Shall we get started?" Arthur extended his arm in the middle and everyone else followed with determined looks on their faces.
"Let's do this!!" Alfred said and they all raised their hands in the air.




Basement (4:23 P.M.)



"WHERE ARE THEY?!?!" Maria yelled into a microphone and Ludwig and Feliciano flinched from the screeching sound coming through the speakers. When the girls caught them in the basement, Su and Ly immediately tied them up to the large speakers of the karaoke room. Meimei and Alice were keeping watch from the top steps of the basement while Su, Ly, and Maria were trying to squeeze the truth out of the two.
"NIEN! You're kind of torture is like getting a bite from a mosquito!!!!!" Ludwig yelled at them but Feliciano started to quiver.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~!!! OK! OK! They're in the-!"
"ITALY!!!!!! IF YOU WANT THAT KISS, YOU'D BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!!" Ludwig yelled and Feliciano bit his lip.
"Hmph.. Well then we're resulted to use the hard way.." Su said and placed a DVD in the DVD player below the large flat-screen Ludwig and Feliciano were facing.
"Say Feliciano… When was the last time you ate?" she asked, facing away from them.
"Oh wow~! I haven't had pasta since this morning~!! Do you have some?" he asked with his bright smile and Su darkly chuckled. Ly pressed play and soon, very large, high-definition, pictures of pasta appeared on the screen.
"DAMN IT!!!! Don't fall for it Italy!!!!" Ludwig started to panic and Feliciano started to whine as his stomach loudly grumbled.
"Waaaaahhhh~!!! I'm so hungry!!" he started to complain and small tears appeared in his eyes.
"Heh.. Won't be long now.." said Ly as she sat down.



Living Room (4:43 P.M.)


"Ayyy~ I heard Feli-tan's whining.. He got hungry!" Antonio whispered while he and Francis were hiding behind the couch.
"Shhh! Do you want them to hear us mon ami?" they both silently crawled around the room and stopped at the small table.
"Ready to do this amigo?" Antonio held up a wooded plank.
"Gilbert taught us well, ami. Let's make him proud." Francis held up another wooden plank and smirked.
"On the count of 3.. Uno.."
"Duex…"
"Tres!" at the same time, both of them smashed the glass table apart with one swift movement and right after, dashed up the steps and hid behind the wall.
"Hey guys!! I heard something!!" they heard Alice's voice and the quick footsteps of the girls coming up. Both of them softly smirked as they watched the girls look at the smashed table and then around the room.
"Ready to do another one? I saw a really neat vase next to my room." Antonio whispered and Francis eagerly nodded. A few short minutes later, the girls heard another loud crash from upstairs and ran up. Unknown to them, Alfred, Kiku, Lovino, and Arthur were secretly watching them from behind the kitchen counter. As soon as they left, Kiku and Arthur quickly and silently ran towards the basement and Alfred and Lovino ran the other way to the garage.
"Wait a sec!" Alfred stopped in his tracks.
"What is it, bastard?!" Lovino whisper-yelled and Alfred ran back to the kitchen. When he came back, he had a hamburger in his mouth.
"ALFRED!!!"
"What??? I was hungry! I can't do a mission while I'm hungry." he mumbled and continued to eat.
"Ugh! Let's just go, you idiot!" Lovino pulled Alfred's arm and both were running towards the garage again. Meanwhile, Kiku and Arthur were trying to untie the tight knots on Ludwig and Feliciano's ropes.
"Damn! Su can really tie a knot when she needs to! I've never seen her angry and I don't plan to." said Arthur as he was tugging on Feliciano's knots.
"Hai. I agree! I never knew that Su-chan was this strong." Kiku strained and sighed.
"Owww~! That hurts!" Feliciano started to complain and Arthur covered his mouth.
"Quiet! The slightest sound can make them come running down in a matter of seconds.." Arthur lowly whispered and Kiku finally found his small Kanata blade and cut the ropes loose.
"Danke! Now where do we go from here?" said Ludwig as he stood up and Feliciano leaned on him.
"Come, I designed this room and I added a side staircase that leads into the garage. Alfred-san and Lovino-kun are waiting for us in Maria-san's bus and all we have to do is just wait quietly for Antonio-san and Francis-san to come." said Kiku as they were walking up the stairs. When they reached the garage, everyone boarded the bus but Ludwig stayed behind and looked through toolboxes.
"Ludwig-san? Are you coming?" Kiku asked and Ludwig held up a chain.
"Ja. I'm just doing some improvising in case they come here." he said while tying the chain around the opening of the stairs. Before he could close it, a hand grabbed his wrist and Ludwig and Kiku let out a small scream.
"Détendre! It's just us!" Ludwig saw Francis's blue eyes and Antonio's green ones and he let them up.
"Are they nearby?" Ludwig asked and Antonio shook his head.
"No. They were upstairs last time we heard them." he replied as they went in the bus.
"Do we have everyone?!" Alfred asked when he closed the doors and started the engine.
"I'll do a head-count." said Arthur and stood up.
"Alfred?"
"HERO!"
"Kiku?"
"Hai."
"Feliciano?"
"Ve~!"
"Lovino?"
"Get off me you tomato-eating bastard!"
"Ludwig?"
"Here!"
"Francis?"
"Bonjour~"
"Antonio?"
"Si!"
"And I'm here too. Alright, Alfred, you can start to dri-"
"NEXT STOP, MANILA!!" Alfred floored the gas and the bus jerked forward, sending everyone slamming behind their seats with a scream.
"I-I-I-I-I D-DIDN'T PUT ON A PROPER SEATBELT!!!" Kiku started to tightly cling on his seat and shiver.
"WHEEEEEEE~! This is fun!! Nee~ Doitsu?" Feliciano put his hands in the air as Alfred was driving on bumpy roads and Ludwig sighed.
"Just keep your voice down.." he grumbled.
"YOU GIT!!! YOU WANKER!!! DRIVE SLOWER FOR BLOODY GOD'S SAKE!!!!!" Arthur screamed as he was rolling on the floor of the bus because he hadn't sat down nor put on a seatbelt yet.
"WHAT'D YA SAY?! I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN!" Alfred yelled back and laughed.
"I AGREE WITH HIM FOR ONCE!!!! At the rate you're driving, my beautiful hair's going to have split-ends!!!!" Francis yelled as his fingers were digging into the leather seat in front of him and small tears were in his eyes.
"WAH-HOO!!! Isn't driving in the country fun Lovi-tan~?" Antonio cheered despite the fact the side of his head was hitting the window repeatedly.
"S-SHUT UP!!" Lovino clutched his stomach and quickly picked up a brown paper bag from the seat pocket in front of him and began throwing up.
"Lovi-tan what's wrong?" Antonio patted his back.
"I ATE TOO MANY TOMATOES THAT'S WHAT, YA JACKASS!!!" he yelled then quickly covered his mouth with the paper bag and threw up again.
"Oh… HAVE FUN!" Antonio brightly smiled and roughly, but playfully, slapped Lovino's back which only made Lovino throw up a bit more.
"I SAID STOP IT YOU JACKASS!!!" Lovino punched Antonio's stomach and a small trail of blood came out from his mouth.
"Owww…" he groaned.